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Cupertino, CA — Next time analysts are on an earnings call with Tim Cook, they might want to stick around till the end. A transcript of the April 23rd call reveals that after most of the attendees hung up, Cook unveiled an audacious 6-point plan to stop…

Vatican City, Italy — In a surprising twist to the papal drama, the College of Cardinals today elected Siri to be the next pope. Pope Siri I assumes her duties immediately. The cardinals’ decision is groundbreaking in several important ways. Siri becomes…

Hollywood, CA — World’s greatest innovator — or world’s greatest cheater? In an interview with Oprah set to air next week, Apple CEO Tim Cook reportedly admits what many have suspected for years: Apple’s earth-shaking revolutions were the result of…

Cupertino, CA — It’s a wonderful life. Especially if your name is Tim Cook. Cook’s annual holiday newsletter — created for his family and closest friends — provides a more intimate view of the man and his pleasures. Cook has a lot to share, from a…

Cupertino, CA — Apple today expanded its music marketing to a previously untapped demographic — the unborn. Apple In-Utero EarPods give parents a chance to “share their love by sharing their playlists.” In-Utero EarPods are installed in less than five…

For those who missed it, here is a transcript of Scoopertino’s live coverage of the Apple event held Tuesday in San Jose. 9:33AM  Hi, Roland Greenfellow here for Scoopertino. I’m in San Jose, where we’re expecting Apple to unveil the new iPad mini.…

Cupertino, CA — After two weeks of intensive testing with Apple’s new iOS 6 maps, Scoopertino’s Software Evaluation Unit sums up its findings in three words: “What’s the problem?” In fact, our report reveals six hidden features in Apple maps that…

Cupertino, CA — Apple CEO Tim Cook knows a winning move when he sees one. Following positive reactions to his public apology last week, Tim is doubling down on the apology strategy. In a new open letter posted on Apple’s site today, Cook lets loose a…

Cupertino, CA — Dreaming of a shiny new iPhone 5? Keep dreaming. For the first time in history, Apple has suspended an announced product before it even ships. Via email this morning, Apple CEO Tim Cook notified millions of customers that their iPhone 5…

San Francisco, CA — Notch one more victory for Apple in the patent wars. And this one is definitely thermonuclear-class. In a follow-up ruling to Apple v. Samsung, U.S. District Judge Lucy Koh has invalidated Apple’s claim to the touch screen. But she has…